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Clik here to view.San Antonio, TX — This is 39-year-old Rosie Mae Strait. Looks positively thrilled to be here, doesn’t she? She’s facing charges after allegedly stabbing her man with a screwdriver because he neglected to have her breakfast ready when she woke.
The lucky bastard that calls this woman “his,” is 55-year-old Ishmail Swain. He told police he left the little lady sleeping in bed at about 11:00 a.m. Monday, and when he returned at about 12:30, she started screaming at him for not fixing her breakfast.
At some point during this lover’s spat, Strait got hold of a screwdriver and apparently plunged it into his arm. Twice.
Swain was attended to by paramedics at the scene – he’d been poked on the right wrist and forearm – and police noted he also had a scratch on the side of his nose.
The screwdriver appears to have disappeared. It was not immediately visible at the scene. Hmmmm… has anyone checked that ‘do?
Rosie Mae was booked on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon causing serious bodily injury. She also has a couple or warrants to deal, including one for theft, police said. I’m betting Ishmail is just counting the days….
You would think that with such a wholesome, happy sounding name, bitch would be more pleasant.
This article was written by Jaded for The Dreamin Demon - the Internet's self-appointed buzzkill.