St. Augustine, FL — One man is sporting a disfigured jaw, and another is looking at jail time after a fight broke out between roommates Tuesday. A fight over a juice box.
Tavage Tobler, 18, and his 44-year-old roomie reportedly got into it after the roomie helped himself to Tobler’s Minute Maid Fruit Punch juice box.
The real insult, according to Tobler, was when the victim started pointing his finger at Tobler’s face.
Tobler admitted to police that the two fought, but denied stabbing the victim. He claims he merely punched the guy. The police, however, disagreed.
According to the arrest report, the victim was stabbed in the jaw and is now permanently disfigured. Tobler has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Bond has been set at $5,000.
Believe it or not, this isn’t the first time we’ve covered a story involving a juice box and a stabbing. A five-year-old was accused of doing the same damn thing back in 2012… he had more victims, though.
Over a juice box. Now, had it been a Capri Sun……
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