Lynwood, WA — An unidentified 24-year-old woman was arrested Sunday after allegedly stabbing her Craigslist date, in a failed attempt to become a serial killer.
Police were called to a Walgreen’s store late that evening, where they found the woman’s 29-year-old victim with a stab wound to the chest.
The man told police he and the woman met on Craigslist after he made a post seeking friendship, and maybe some dating, but not sex. He said the two ended up at the Rodeo Inn, where he paid for a room. Probably most definitely not for sex, though.
They were lying on the bed together, he said, just talking, and the woman kept asking him if he was a serial killer. His answer, each time, was no.
After he told her “no” the last time, he says, the woman climbed on top of him and said, “Well, I am a serial killer!” and then proceeded to stab him in the chest with a pocket knife.
He managed to fight her off and escaped with a 1-2 inch laceration on his chest.
When questioned about the incident, the woman reportedly said “I’m a loon,” then admitted she wanted to be a serial killer. She had planned on killing the man and eating his heart, police say.
“She was extremely emotionless when she spoke to me about attempting to kill [the man],” one officer wrote. “At one point throughout the conversation, she was more concerned with missing work the following day than facing the possible consequences of an aggravated assault.”
The woman had apparently written a note to leave on her victim’s dead body, explaining that she planned to kill again.
She hasn’t been charged but has been ordered held on $1 million bail.
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