SAN ANTONIO, TX – A teen was arrested for stabbing his 54-year-old lover after being told he wasn’t sucking dick properly.
According to the police report, 17-year-old Job Israel Davila-Rangel was snacking on some old man penis early Saturday morning.
Davila-Rangel reportedly became pissed when the older man complained the teen was “not doing it right.”
I understand that the last thing someone with a dick in their mouth wants to hear is that they aren’t doing it right. But it’s just constructive criticism. The person can either remove the dick from their mouth or get better at it.
Davila-Rangel chose the former, but then attacked the man’s neck with a knife. Sheesh!
“Something came over him, and he began to stab [the victim] repeatedly,” the police report says. According to police, Davila-Rangel cut the victim across the neck from ear to ear.
The victim was taken to the hospital in stable condition and is expected to survive. He will not face any sex-related charges because Texas considers a 17-year-old an adult.
This doesn’t work out in Davila-Rangel’s favor, as he’s now facing a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. He’s currently in jail on $75,000 bond
If there’s a silver lining to this story, I guess it would be all the dick sucking practice Davila-Rangel will get if he’s convicted.
This article was written by Morbid for The Dreamin Demon - the Internet's self-appointed buzzkill.