DELTONA, FL – Police have accused 49-year-old Randy Zipperer of stabbing stabbing his brother after the two got into a fight over some missing macaroni and cheese and spilled beer.
According to the police, Zipperer was at his home when he became upset because he couldn’t find his mac and cheese. His 47-year-old brother helped his brother look for the food and accidentally knocked over Zipperer’s beer in the process.
Zipperer and his brother then got into an argument, leading to Zipperer getting a knife from the kitchen and stabbing his brother in the stomach, deputies said. Deputies said Zipperer’s brother had a small puncture wound in his stomach and found blood leading from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Randy Zipperer was arrested on charges of aggravated battery and obstructing an officer without violence.
This story is one of many on D’D in which fights have broken out over food items, leading to injury or death. So let’s add macaroni and cheese to the big board, along with Jolly Ranchers, the last beer, mashed potatoes, peach flavored soda, undercooked pizza, a bag of Cheetos, a juicy steak, a loaf of bread, and a tomato.
Interestingly, Zipperer has a long string of arrests with mugshots that show a frightening age progression in just 10 years. Take a look (click image for larger size):
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